I would like to be an assistant on the server as I am friendly, awesome with helping and happy all the time. You should choose me as I believe that the majority of people on our server cannot spell and use correct punctuation and so I could teach the 7-99 year olds. Also I do not use such vulgar language towards other members of our server as profanity ruins lives. I mean, I've seen Russian 8 year olds swearing at such a young age who can only say swear words bizarrely, makes me think what whether they have discipline or not. If I choose to use the despicable language, I will do so in innuendos, such as "Fuuuuuuu" or "Shiz". Having a team and group of staff who can speak good English will teach other new members of the server that, speaking English makes good practice in talking with other minorities and future professions. We are living in a society where 'Chavs' are saying things like 'Stop being so dry and moist' where they mean completely different things. We need to stop this!
And oh yeah, I've played on this server since the start; about 1-2 hours per week; I'm 14; played Minecraft since about when Ocelots where added and sorry for not regularly as I have had exams lately and preparing for them. Peace out.